| #388 | Blatantly Canadian | 5 |
| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #449 | Cloaca-Cola | 79 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1000 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #900 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 52 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1257 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #109 | cast | 385 |
| #214 | disbelief suspenders | 5 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #298 | leaflet | 3 |
| #870 | length of string | 12 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #444 | maple syrup | 9 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #611 | poutine | 2 |
| #221 | pr0n legs | 125 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #175 | tisket | 2 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |