| #389 | Blatantly Canadian | 5 |
| #680 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #450 | Cloaca-Cola | 79 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #900 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 52 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1256 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #633 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3288 | candy cane | 4 |
| #109 | cast | 385 |
| #214 | disbelief suspenders | 5 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1839 | eggnog | 4 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2824 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #298 | leaflet | 3 |
| #871 | length of string | 12 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #448 | maple syrup | 9 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #616 | poutine | 2 |
| #222 | pr0n legs | 125 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #203 | tasket | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4905 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2024 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2504 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #863 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #175 | tisket | 2 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |