| #29 | 100-Watt bulb | 7 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #728 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #409 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 8 |
| #409 | Senior Mints | 12 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #124 | White Citadel fries | 12 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #497 | Yummy Tummy bean | 399 |
| #163 | asbestos ore | 52 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1178 | brine | 4 |
| #51 | briny vinegar | 6 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #221 | can of Red Minotaur | 21 |
| #2091 | candy cane | 11 |
| #280 | chrome ore | 21 |
| #692 | cocoa egg | 9 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #33 | especially salty dog | 24 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #928 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #676 | ghost cucumber | 67 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #517 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #211 | piece of wedding cake | 36 |
| #42 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 32 |
| #83 | sleazy fairy gravy | 2 |
| #328 | stone of eXtreme power | 32 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #241 | tiny house | 995 |
| #159 | tiny knife and fork | 4 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2871 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #1852 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #133 | tiny shaker of salt | 14 |
| #918 | toast | 721 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #438 | valuable trinket | 191 |
| #512 | white Canadian | 4 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #267 | wussiness potion | 66 |
| #1084 | yeti fur | 21 |
| #243 | zombie pineal gland | 19 |