| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #386 | FDKOL commendation | 800 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #85 | Hell ramen | 100 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1,410 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #617 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #86 | bloody beer | 666 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #409 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #121 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 22 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #17 | bottle of whiskey | 11,300 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #678 | box of sunshine | 457 |
| #232 | broken skull | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #301 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 37 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1364 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #340 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #163 | ice-cold six-pack | 100 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #411 | molten brick | 3 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #31 | redrum | 100 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #36 | royal jelly | 597 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |