#114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
#96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
#2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
#1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
#386 | FDKOL commendation | 800 |
#307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
#61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
#44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
#57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
#85 | Hell ramen | 100 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#14 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1,410 |
#2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#2405 | Valentine | 1 |
#1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
#451 | aspirin | 2 |
#415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
#502 | bag of bones | 1 |
#498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
#617 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
#813 | black snowcone | 1 |
#1654 | blood flower | 1 |
#86 | bloody beer | 666 |
#964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
#409 | bloody mary | 3 |
#204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
#943 | bone chips | 1 |
#121 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 22 |
#179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
#17 | bottle of whiskey | 11,300 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#437 | bow | 1 |
#141 | bow staff | 1 |
#149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#133 | bowler | 1 |
#678 | box of sunshine | 457 |
#232 | broken skull | 100 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
#545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#210 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 10 |
#301 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 37 |
#747 | clockwork key | 1 |
#1633 | club necklace | 4 |
#507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
#1364 | diamond necklace | 5 |
#305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
#5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
#2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
#255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
#515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
#886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
#137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
#827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
#1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
#1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
#65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
#69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
#68 | government food shipment | 1 |
#1909 | green beer | 1 |
#340 | green glowstick | 5 |
#1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
#153 | hot daub | 1 |
#729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
#163 | ice-cold six-pack | 100 |
#134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
#570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#411 | molten brick | 3 |
#152 | muculent machete | 1 |
#469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#440 | opera mask | 1 |
#205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
#495 | petrified time | 1 |
#754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
#1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#601 | radio button candy | 1 |
#31 | redrum | 100 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#36 | royal jelly | 597 |
#849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
#2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
#1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
#1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
#2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
#2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
#2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
#1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
#603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#478 | tree skirt | 1 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
#131 | urinal cake | 100 |
#306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
#252 | warehouse key | 1 |
#631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
#811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
#1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |