| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #387 | FDKOL commendation | 800 |
| #306 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #85 | Hell ramen | 100 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1,410 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #616 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #86 | bloody beer | 666 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #406 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #123 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 22 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #16 | bottle of whiskey | 11,300 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #677 | box of sunshine | 457 |
| #231 | broken skull | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #301 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 37 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #952 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #162 | ice-cold six-pack | 100 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #409 | molten brick | 3 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #32 | redrum | 100 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #36 | royal jelly | 597 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |