| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #301 | disintegrating sheet music | 9 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #155 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #926 | papaya | 2 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #1010 | spooky mushroom | 21 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #785 | spooky stick | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2737 | toast | 13 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |