| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #301 | disintegrating sheet music | 9 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #152 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #924 | papaya | 2 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #1011 | spooky mushroom | 21 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #787 | spooky stick | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2729 | toast | 13 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |