| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #390 | badass belt | 109 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #252 | box of sunshine | 1,677 |
| #46 | burnt flower | 666 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |