| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4233 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4476 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4795 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |