| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #57 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #86 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #60 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #101 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #60 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 23 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #73 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #360 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #81 | beery blood | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #4 | bodyslam | 1 |
| #240 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #72 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 2 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #52 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #636 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #77 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #104 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #7 | cherry bomb | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #42 | cluster of hops | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1301 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #6 | grogtini | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #44 | handful of barley | 1 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| 🥉 | ice stein | 4,183 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #153 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #255 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #93 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #10 | portable corkscrew | 644 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #5 | sangria del diablo | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #69 | shining goblet | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #91 | slap and slap again | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #185 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #238 | tonic water | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #106 | used beer | 1 |
| #5 | vesper | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #12 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |