| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| #77 | Crimbo food scraps | 106 |
| #76 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 56 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 30 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 708 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 8 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 15 |
| #76 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 9 |
| #2274 | Crimbuck | 17 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #95 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,027 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 30 |
| #24 | Elf Guard strategic map | 4 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #109 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #93 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #549 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #4 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 8 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #33 | The Superconductor's CPU | 3 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 3 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #206 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 26 |
| #116 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #154 | Trainbot optics | 2 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #144 | Trainbot slag | 16 |
| #156 | Trainbot tubing | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #22 | brilliant oyster egg | 26 |
| #37 | candied lime | 5 |
| #34 | carton of rotten eggs | 301 |
| #101 | centipede eggs | 58 |
| #50 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 50 |
| #101 | cocoa egg | 167 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #83 | digital key lime pie | 18 |
| #85 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 93 |
| #846 | eggnog | 19 |
| #38 | flask of egggrog | 10 |
| #32 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 5 |
| #193 | ghuol egg | 126 |
| #28 | gingerbread nylons | 26 |
| #42 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #36 | gleaming oyster egg | 18 |
| #19 | glistening oyster egg | 30 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #5 | hardboiled egg | 507 |
| #74 | honey-drenched ham slice | 66 |
| #71 | hot wine | 2 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #28 | lustrous oyster egg | 22 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #137 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 21 |
| #136 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 23 |
| #4 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1,428 |
| #607 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #26 | magnificent oyster egg | 31 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #45 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 51 |
| #470 | mauve striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #48 | military-grade peppermint oil | 14 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #68 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 89 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #55 | pearlescent oyster egg | 15 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #53 | pigeon egg | 81 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #45 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #29 | puce paisley oyster egg | 53 |
| #54 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #112 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #42 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #17 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 38 |
| #31 | scintillating oyster egg | 27 |
| #342 | squirming egg sac | 33 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #9 | sugarplum ration | 118 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #52 | whalesteak | 13 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |