| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #765 | Goodfella contract | 7 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #1153 | box of sunshine | 191 |
| #1437 | brick | 13 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #1463 | duct tape | 9 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #778 | filthy lucre | 44 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #249 | green glowstick | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #836 | hobo nickel | 101 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #55 | scrumptious reagent | 3,279 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |