| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #139 | Chroner | 641 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,631 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elf Guard MPC | 79 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 236 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #182 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 100 |
| #42 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 6 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #104 | ballast turtle | 6 |
| #101 | batskin belt | 15 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #492 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #547 | bottle of goofballs | 47 |
| #3381 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #184 | bubblin' crude | 90 |
| #395 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #197 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #79 | clumsiness bark | 21 |
| #218 | corned-beef Reuben | 6 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #2107 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1110 | empty agua de vida bottle | 7 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #137 | fat loot token | 29 |
| #23 | fishy pipe | 2 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #57 | killing jar | 23 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #133 | loadstone | 7 |
| #22 | logging hatchet | 13 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #145 | old sweatpants | 481 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #112 | ornate picture frame | 23 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #809 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| #14 | plain brown wrapper | 182 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #812 | pretty flower | 46 |
| #628 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #749 | red class ring | 6 |
| #19 | shipwright's hammer | 20 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #118 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #1601 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |