| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #13 | Ent cider | 2,105 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #168 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 11 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #28 | Kevlar balloon | 11 |
| #30 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 419 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #38 | Mylar balloon | 11 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #45 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 11 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #801 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #29 | Venus flytrap | 11 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2000 | Yummy Tummy bean | 37 |
| #24 | all-purpose flower | 11 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| #24 | apathetic lizardman doll | 11 |
| #42 | babycakes | 11 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #22 | blue velvet cake | 11 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #267 | daisy | 11 |
| #1165 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #15 | eXtreme meat staff | 34 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #22 | exotic orchid | 11 |
| #139 | fairy gravy boat | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #249 | mugcake | 11 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #141 | personalized birthday cake | 11 |
| #708 | pixellated candy heart | 15 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #273 | potted cactus | 11 |
| #77 | potted fern | 11 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spray paint | 31,337 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #382 | stuffed can of asparagus | 11 |
| #352 | stuffed dodecapede | 11 |
| #154 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #34 | stuffed stab bat | 11 |
| #138 | stuffed zmobie | 11 |
| #20 | thought balloon | 11 |
| #72 | three-tiered wedding cake | 11 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #84 | tulip | 11 |
| #255 | urinal cake | 11 |
| #337 | white balloon | 11 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |