| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1720 | brick | 8 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #541 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #1068 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #973 | defective skull | 12 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1238 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1025 | fake hand | 15 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1395 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1293 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1229 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1568 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #939 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 19 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #464 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #442 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #225 | tiny plastic sauceror | 16 |
| #438 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #12 | tofu stir-fry | 35 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #865 | vinegar | 32 |
| #1089 | whoopie cushion | 19 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1579 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |