| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #1066 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #971 | defective skull | 12 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1194 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1235 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1021 | fake hand | 15 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1394 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1327 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1151 | length of string | 7 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1290 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1227 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1201 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1569 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #947 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #943 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 19 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #544 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6240 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #465 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #445 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #1816 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #227 | tiny plastic sauceror | 16 |
| #441 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 10 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2294 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #11 | tofu stir-fry | 35 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #865 | vinegar | 32 |
| #1086 | whoopie cushion | 19 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1575 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |