| #1125 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #1067 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #972 | defective skull | 12 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1195 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1236 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1022 | fake hand | 15 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1395 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1151 | length of string | 7 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1291 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1228 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1202 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1570 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #947 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #942 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 19 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #465 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #444 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1851 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #226 | tiny plastic sauceror | 16 |
| #440 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 10 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1373 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #11 | tofu stir-fry | 35 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #865 | vinegar | 32 |
| #1088 | whoopie cushion | 19 |
| #1180 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #737 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #862 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1577 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |