| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #342 | Boss Bat britches | 41 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #696 | Meleegra™ pills | 8 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #28 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #5 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 2 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #497 | Valentine | 50 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #55 | asshat | 126 |
| #1053 | badass belt | 51 |
| #1106 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #7 | bar skin | 7,021 |
| #128 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #350 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #345 | blue snowcone | 40 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #100 | broken skull | 400 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1147 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #56 | colored-light "necklace" | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #69 | demon skin | 344 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #523 | easter egg balloon | 45 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1036 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #1199 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #1096 | fake hand | 12 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #21 | fine wine | 1,960 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #346 | green snowcone | 41 |
| #4 | grogtini | 3 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #7 | kneecapping stick | 6,651 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1165 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #392 | orange snowcone | 35 |
| #540 | penguin skin | 71 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1238 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #13 | petrified time | 12 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #357 | purple snowcone | 49 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #43 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #1057 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #5 | sangria del diablo | 1 |
| #49 | seal-clubbing club | 2,144 |
| #199 | sleeping snowy owl | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 12 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #280 | toy train | 8 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #37 | tree skirt | 6 |
| #105 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #131 | valuable trinket | 754 |
| #5 | vesper | 1 |
| #54 | wang | 115 |
| #1195 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #72 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #1278 | yellow snowcone | 13 |
| #9 | yeti fur | 65,245 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |