| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #343 | Boss Bat britches | 41 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1265 | Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #697 | Meleegra™ pills | 8 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #29 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #5 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 2 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #498 | Valentine | 50 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #55 | asshat | 126 |
| #1056 | badass belt | 51 |
| #1104 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #7 | bar skin | 7,021 |
| #132 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #348 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #345 | blue snowcone | 40 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #6716 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #103 | broken skull | 400 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1145 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #55 | colored-light "necklace" | 5 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #69 | demon skin | 344 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #522 | easter egg balloon | 45 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1033 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #1196 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #1092 | fake hand | 12 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #21 | fine wine | 1,960 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #345 | green snowcone | 41 |
| #4 | grogtini | 3 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1583 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1094 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #7 | kneecapping stick | 6,651 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1162 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #393 | orange snowcone | 35 |
| #541 | penguin skin | 71 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1236 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #13 | petrified time | 12 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #355 | purple snowcone | 49 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #43 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #1058 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #5 | sangria del diablo | 1 |
| #49 | seal-clubbing club | 2,144 |
| #200 | sleeping snowy owl | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 12 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #280 | toy train | 8 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #36 | tree skirt | 6 |
| #107 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #132 | valuable trinket | 754 |
| #4 | vesper | 1 |
| #55 | wang | 115 |
| #1193 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #74 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #1274 | yellow snowcone | 13 |
| #9 | yeti fur | 65,245 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |