| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1423 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #43 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #63 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 2 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #195 | Swizzler | 36 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #88 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #331 | agua de vida | 2 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #96 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #91 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #138 | bucket of wine | 2 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #55 | chocolate stolen accordion | 35 |
| #185 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #200 | cold hi mein | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #62 | elemental caipiroska | 3 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #190 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #88 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #95 | fishy fish lasagna | 2 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #81 | ghost accordion | 2 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #170 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | gnat lasagna | 2 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #532 | handful of hand chalk | 35 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #185 | hot hi mein | 3 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #81 | long pork lasagna | 2 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #138 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| #58 | mama's squeezebox | 2 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #249 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #87 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 2 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #63 | pentatonic accordion | 2 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #36 | perfect dark and stormy | 16 |
| #87 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #331 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #263 | pile of gold coins | 6 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #35 | prescription noodles | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #221 | pumpkin beer | 2 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #120 | red letter | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #135 | sleazy hi mein | 5 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #157 | spooky hi mein | 4 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #143 | stinky hi mein | 4 |
| #1619 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #468 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #96 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #435 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #156 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #110 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 3 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #98 | wind-up navigation droid | 3 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #99 | wind-up vampire teeth | 3 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |