| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #64 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #155 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #60 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 2 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #195 | Swizzler | 36 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #85 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #329 | agua de vida | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #90 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #93 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #87 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #132 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #137 | bucket of wine | 2 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #52 | chocolate stolen accordion | 35 |
| #182 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #198 | cold hi mein | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #60 | elemental caipiroska | 3 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #93 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #87 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #95 | fishy fish lasagna | 2 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #80 | ghost accordion | 2 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #191 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #165 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | gnat lasagna | 2 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #530 | handful of hand chalk | 35 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #184 | hot hi mein | 3 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #81 | long pork lasagna | 2 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #133 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| #57 | mama's squeezebox | 2 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #249 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #85 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 2 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | pec oil | 1 |
| #61 | pentatonic accordion | 2 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #35 | perfect dark and stormy | 16 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #330 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #263 | pile of gold coins | 6 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #36 | prescription noodles | 2 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #220 | pumpkin beer | 2 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #134 | sleazy hi mein | 5 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #121 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #157 | spooky hi mein | 4 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #143 | stinky hi mein | 4 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #434 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #108 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 3 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #95 | wind-up navigation droid | 3 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #101 | wind-up vampire teeth | 3 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |