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| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #333 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #22 | Venus flytrap | 19 |
| #11 | Wand of Nagamar | 560 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #314 | blood flower | 29 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #629 | box of sunshine | 502 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #47 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #48 | daisy | 718 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #261 | dense meat stack | 1,257 |
| #613 | disturbing fanfic | 120 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #901 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #30 | golden twig | 26 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2506 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #813 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #525 | red snowcone | 10 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #573 | squashed frog | 12 |
| #387 | string of blue beads | 29 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #290 | stuffed doppelshifter | 50 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1039 | wind-up chattering teeth | 22 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1330 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |