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| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #552 | Gnollish flyswatter | 3 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #586 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 31 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
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| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
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| #529 | cat appendix | 3 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1183 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #528 | cornuthaum | 5 |
| #743 | cranberries | 11 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #547 | diamond-studded cane | 7 |
| #914 | dirty hobo gloves | 3 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #286 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #516 | dried face | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #599 | enormous belt buckle | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #905 | giant needle | 7 |
| #657 | gnatwing | 2 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #99 | guano coffee cup | 78 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #481 | piece of wedding cake | 10 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #155 | tasket | 3 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #137 | tisket | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |