| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #172 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #38 | Driplet | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #98 | Rubee™ | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #633 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #133 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #192 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #87 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #52 | cashew | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #372 | donated booze | 14 |
| #508 | donated candy | 2 |
| #301 | donated food | 23 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #522 | hellseal claw | 3 |
| #497 | hellseal whisker | 3 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #394 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #337 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #363 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #60 | marshmallow bomb | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #359 | negative lump | 2 |
| #104 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #113 | sprinkles | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |