| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #20 | Bjorn's Hammer | 19 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1844 | box of sunshine | 80 |
| #398 | bunch of bananas | 10 |
| #308 | can of Binarrrca | 33 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #71 | chintzy seal pendant | 16 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #307 | commemorative war stein | 92 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1357 | fake hand | 6 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #680 | green beer | 16 |
| #440 | grog | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1143 | lemon | 2 |
| #807 | lime | 2 |
| #197 | loaded serum blowgun | 20 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #141 | oriole-feather headdress | 9 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #115 | seal tooth | 269 |
| #14 | seal-clubbing club | 38,576 |
| #323 | seal-skull helmet | 39 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #242 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1029 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |