| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1223 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 5 |
| #1848 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 14 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #71 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard safety bear | 6 |
| #52 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #39 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #1284 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #47 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 4 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #58 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1564 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #503 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 7 |
| #427 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #164 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 7 |
| #2339 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1035 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #29 | Twelve Night Energy | 41 |
| #1566 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #50 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #36 | bag of park garbage | 10,000 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #68 | bear claw | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #120 | cabooze | 7 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #146 | chocomotive | 6 |
| #155 | cinnamon machine oil | 9 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #1821 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1817 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #26 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 23 |
| #22 | crystal Crimbo platter | 23 |
| #120 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #164 | digital key lime | 2 |
| #277 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #234 | donated booze | 39 |
| #287 | donated candy | 24 |
| #253 | donated food | 31 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #13 | dromedary drinking helmet | 1 |
| #2230 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #146 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #13 | fire | 698 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #33 | free boots | 1 |
| #84 | freightcake | 8 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #213 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #89 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #74 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 18 |
| #38 | lost elf luggage | 178 |
| #62 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #19 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #112 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #136 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #146 | pile of Trainbot parts | 50 |
| #129 | ping-pong ball | 29 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic passion fruit | 19,144 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #128 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #43 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3651 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #144 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #210 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #53 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1539 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #8 | solid shifting time weirdness | 12 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #18 | sparkling orb | 11 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed dinosaur | 28 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #91 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #13 | transdermal smoke patch | 600 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1631 | useless powder | 5 |
| #9 | watermelon | 11 |