SwimmingBear

RankItemQuantity
#2391952 Mickey Mantle card1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#24Caveman Dan's favorite rock5
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#110Crimbo crystal shards1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#146Crimbo train emergency brake14
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#56Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#59Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#37Crimbuccaneer nose ring2
#139Crimbuccaneer piece of 1251
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#48Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#89Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts1
#78Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping1
#211Elf Guard MPC356
#41Elf Guard broom1
#51Elf Guard clipboard1
#65Elf Guard fuel tank1
#113Elf Guard honor present1
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#56Elf Guard red and white beret1
#24Elf Guard safety bear6
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
#53Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo2
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#886Goodfella contract3
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#87Kelflar vest1
#50Lil' Snowball Factory4
#154Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster16
#57Pocket Guide to Mild Evil2
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#44The Superconductor's CPU2
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#44Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model2
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#175Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#8Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette8
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#41Thwaitgold shield bug statuette3
#166Thwaitgold slug statuette32
#94Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette9
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#343Thwaitgold termite statuette27
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#112Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
#42Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir1
#116Trainbot autoassembly module1
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#72Trainbot harness1
#166Trainbot linkages1
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#164Trainbot optics1
#169Trainbot plating1
#161Trainbot servomotors1
#173Trainbot tubing1
#27Twelve Night Energy41
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#50ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#44ancient calendar1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#78baby rigging snake1
#35bag of park garbage10,000
#43barnacle-encrusted sweater2
#69bear claw1
#5booze drive button1
#60brown pirate pants1
#305burnt flower6
#63cabooze9
#6candy drive button1
#148chocomotive6
#159cinnamon machine oil9
#149corned beet1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#26crystal Crimbo goblet23
#22crystal Crimbo platter23
#122deactivated mini-Trainbot1
#87delicious star salad1
#164digital key lime2
#209digital key lime pie4
#233donated booze39
#290donated candy24
#253donated food31
#77dream of a dog1
#14dromedary drinking helmet1
#183enchanted leopard-print barbell15
#147ert grey goo ring3
#7fire1,082
#8food drive button1
#32free boots1
#61freightcake9
#15gilded trumpet1
#215gleaming oyster egg1
#224glistening oyster egg1
#100green hamhock1
#7gunwale whalegun1
#5hangman's hood1
#91huge Crimbo cookie3
#73liquid shifting time weirdness18
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#38lost elf luggage178
#1423macaroni duck1
#25mafia wedding ring1
#64massive wrench1
#19nice warm beer1
#117pet anchor1
#143pickled bread1
#145pile of Trainbot parts50
#90ping-pong ball121
#24pirate encryption key (complete)1
#30pirate encryption key alpha3
#32pirate encryption key bravo3
#26pirate encryption key charlie3
#32pirate encryption key delta3
🥇plastic passion fruit19,658
#1281plot hole1
#10pogo stick1
#38prank Crimbo card7
#661really dense meat stack9
#44replica Elf Guard medal1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#151salted mutton1
#184sandwich of the gods16
#211scintillating oyster egg1
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#16shining star cap1
#32shipwright's hammer11
#1541solid gold bowling ball6
#8solid shifting time weirdness12
#34space bar1
#18sparkling orb11
#148spice melange1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#136steamed oyster1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
🥇stuffed dinosaur30
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#39stuffed kraken3
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#41time shuriken1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#13transdermal smoke patch600
#73trick coin1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#1628useless powder5
#6watermelon42

Wow, that's 32,794 items total!

what items are this player missing?