| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo stocking | 11 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #4 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 5 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| #711 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
| #197 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 23 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #4 | birthday candle | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #24 | bow | 11 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #18 | continuum transfunctioner | 11 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1290 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #54 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 11,011 |
| 🥉 | intragalactic rowboat | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| 🥈 | steaming evil | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |