| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #78 | Cloaca-Cola | 601 |
| #48 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 61 |
| #238 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 6 |
| #109 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 12 |
| #129 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 601 |
| #39 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 61 |
| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #107 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 6 |
| #25 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 601 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #346 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 61 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #532 | blood flower | 12 |
| #3067 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #117 | broken cellular phone | 61 |
| #91 | delicious noodles | 61 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #20 | filthy corduroys | 601 |
| 🥈 | filthy hippy poncho | 601 |
| #21 | filthy knitted dread sack | 601 |
| #50 | glowing red eye | 601 |
| #70 | hair spray | 601 |
| #79 | herbs | 601 |
| #140 | iron pasta spoon | 61 |
| #258 | kneecapping stick | 61 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #565 | penguin skin | 61 |
| #18 | phat turquoise bead | 601 |
| #57 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 12 |
| #15 | piercing post | 601 |
| #16 | reodorant | 601 |
| #123 | salty dog | 601 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #33 | soda water | 601 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #145 | support cummerbund | 61 |
| #19 | tambourine bells | 601 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #6 | vial of patchouli oil | 601 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |