Thou Shalt Perish

RankItemQuantity
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#19Brimstone Boxers2
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#79Cloaca-Cola601
#48Cloaca-Cola c-rations61
#238Cloaca-Cola knapsack12
#121Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife6
#109Doc's Miracle Cure12
#128Dyspepsi-Cola601
#39Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations61
#233Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack12
#107Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen6
#25Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots601
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#1061Let Me Be!1
#346Mob Penguin cellular phone61
#1493Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster3
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#945Summer Nights1
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#2347Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#533blood flower12
#3070box of sunshine27
#117broken cellular phone61
#91delicious noodles61
#187empty blowgun12
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#314epic wad1
#20filthy corduroys601
🥈filthy hippy poncho601
#21filthy knitted dread sack601
#50glowing red eye601
#70hair spray601
#79herbs601
#141iron pasta spoon61
#258kneecapping stick61
#335loaded serum blowgun12
#864oriole-feather headdress1
#565penguin skin61
#18phat turquoise bead601
#57picture of a dead guy's girlfriend12
#15piercing post601
#16reodorant601
#123salty dog601
#1525sandwich of the gods3
#422severed rocking horse head1
#204slime-soaked sweat gland1
#33soda water601
#993stainless steel scarf3
#1129stainless steel shillelagh4
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#840stainless steel slacks5
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#145support cummerbund61
#19tambourine bells601
#127tiny plastic sword1
#6vial of patchouli oil601
#24wax lips1

Wow, that's 10,354 items total!

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