| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #779 | baconstone | 10 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #636 | box of sunshine | 495 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #515 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #1046 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #268 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #493 | orange snowcone | 14 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #591 | purple snowcone | 9 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #473 | red snowcone | 14 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #880 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #928 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #418 | stick | 6 |
| #1004 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #916 | toast | 724 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |