| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #635 | box of sunshine | 495 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #515 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #268 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #492 | orange snowcone | 14 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #591 | purple snowcone | 9 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #473 | red snowcone | 14 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #415 | stick | 6 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #914 | toast | 724 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |