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Rank	Item	Quantity
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#850	2-ball	3
#933	334 scroll	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#1974	8-ball	2
#81	8-bit banana	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#1853	Angry Farmer candy	3
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#120	Barulio's bottle	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#774	Black No. 2	1
#74	Boxing Day Pass	1
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#195	CSA obedience grenade	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#68	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#67	Comet Drop	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#217	DUFRESNE Suds	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#214	Frogade	1
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#153	GOTO	2
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Weird	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#553	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#78	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
#53	Golden Light	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#338	Hollandaise helmet	6
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#120	Iceberglar scarf	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#177	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#967	Knob Goblin firecracker	4
#669	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#497	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#780	Knob Goblin pants	4
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#239	Knob nuts	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#113	Leonard's glasses	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#205	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#13	Mer-kin eyedrops	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#74	Meteorite-Ade	1
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#832	Mountain Stream soda	4
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#91	New Age healing crystal	2
#60	New Age hurting crystal	1
#99	Northern pemmican	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#383	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#31	Pastaco shell	1
#446	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#74	Purple Beast energy drink	3
#97	Rad Lib	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#45	Simepore slime	1
#179	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#75	Source essence	4
#53	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1
#52	Source terminal file: spam.ext	1
#52	Source terminal file: tram.ext	1
#187	Space Tours Tripple	3
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#49	Spechunky bar	2
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#81	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#83	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#96	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#241	a butt tuba	3
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#75	abstraction: action	1
#85	abstraction: sensation	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#176	adder	2
#97	alien hologram projector	1
#1253	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#410	ant agonist	4
#285	ant rake	1
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#1062	anticheese	1
#79	antique accordion	3
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#213	antique machete	1
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#773	antique spear	2
#171	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
#997	asbestos ore	2
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#179	attorney's badge	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#64	automatic catapult	2
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#765	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#223	bag of GORP	1
#116	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#86	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#655	banana peel	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#84	barrel cracker	1
#63	barrel gun	2
#900	baseball	1
#771	bat guano	3
#854	bat wing	3
#784	batblade	1
#905	batgut	6
#267	bean burrito	1
#69	bear claw	1
#50	beefy pill	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#673	beer helmet	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#651	big red clown nose	5
#476	big rock	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#378	bird rib	1
#120	black blade	1
#156	black friar's tonsure	1
#168	black gold	2
#694	black greaves	1
#129	black label	3
#462	black picnic basket	1
#929	black pixel	2
#852	black snake skin	1
#107	black tear	1
#893	blackberry	1
#195	blob of acid	1
#84	blood and blood	1
#99	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#124	blue shell	1
#133	bone abacus	2
#62	bone bons	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#139	book of matches	3
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#127	bottle of Evermore	2
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#29	bottle of clam juice	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1170	bottle of gin	2
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#76	bottle of lighter fluid	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#820	bottle of vodka	7
#1149	bottle of whiskey	5
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#178	bowl of Jeal-O	2
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#952	box	2
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1103	boxed wine	3
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#226	brass gear	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#184	breakfast mess	2
#372	brick of sand	2
#235	brigand brittle	1
#74	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#98	bronze polish	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#163	brown felt tophat	2
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#110	brown paper pants	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#110	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#177	buckler buckle	2
#791	bugbear beanie	3
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#55	bunch of sea grapes	1
#227	bus pass	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#164	can of starch	1
#103	candy knife	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#625	carob chunks	2
#231	carton of rotten eggs	2
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#158	cartoon heart	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#727	catgut	2
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#825	chef's hat	3
#560	cherry	2
#206	cherry pie	2
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#77	chlorine crystal	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#722	clown skin	2
#239	clownskin belt	1
#157	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#125	coal contact lenses	1
#424	cocktail napkin	5
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#374	cold wad	1
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#56	collapsible baton	1
#80	comb jelly	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#154	compression stocking	4
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#86	confiscated cell phone	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#270	corn holder	4
#850	cornuthaum	1
#48	cow poker	1
#1068	cranberries	3
#127	crayon shavings	1
#137	crazy hobo notebook	2
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#101	creepy voice box	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#87	crude crudités	1
#60	crudles	2
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#117	cup of hickory chicory	1
#39	cuppa Loyal tea	1
#41	cuppa Mana tea	1
#42	cuppa Nas tea	1
#39	cursed chocolate doubloon	1
#108	damp bar rag	1
#181	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#114	deep six-shooter	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#391	delicious noodles	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#768	demon skin	3
#58	denim jacket	2
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#973	dirty hobo gloves	2
#73	dirty rigging rope	1
#1363	disco ball	5
#1533	disco mask	2
#919	disease	2
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#95	disposable instant camera	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#60	dorky glasses	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#42	drive-by shooting	1
#111	droopy doll eye	1
#187	drum of tommy ammo	1
#95	dry cleaning receipt	1
#937	dry noodles	5
#1979	drywall axe	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#946	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#150	dusty left femur	3
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#719	eXtreme mittens	2
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#137	eagle feather	1
#137	eagle's milk	1
#60	eaves droppers	1
#109	ectoplasmic orbs	2
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#51	eighth plague	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#371	eldritch effluvium	2
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#67	electronics kit	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#21	empty lava bottle	1
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#355	evil golden arches	1
#175	exotic jungle fruit	2
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#107	extremely confusing manual	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#227	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#800	eyepatch	3
#952	f3d0r4	1
#82	fabric softener	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#605	ferret bait	2
#42	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#133	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#132	fire of unknown origin	3
#529	fire poi	1
#135	fireball	1
#77	firebomb	1
#219	fireclutch	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#80	fish stick	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#58	fizzing spore pod	3
#906	flaregun	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#165	flavorless gruel	1
#109	fleetwood chain	3
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#31	folder (cyan)	1
#47	folder (smiley face)	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#139	frayed ninja rope	1
#235	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#3427	fruitcake	1
#123	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
#108	funky eyepatch	1
#1363	furry fur	2
#78	furry halo	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#125	garbage juice slurpee	2
#61	gas can	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#50	generic mana potion	1
#82	ghost accordion	2
#132	ghost key	1
#125	ghost toga	1
#983	ghuol ears	1
#1174	ghuol egg	2
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#880	ghuol guolash	2
#565	giant foam finger	1
#148	giant giant moth dust	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#181	giant jar of protein powder	1
#143	giant motorcycle boots	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#161	giant neckbeard	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#184	giant safety pin	1
#114	ginger snaps	2
#28	gingerbread spice latte	1
#94	glark cable	2
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#203	glass of bourbon	1
#199	glass of gnat milk	1
#188	glass of warm milk	1
#184	glistening fish meat	2
#230	glittery mascara	2
#79	glob of cream cheese	2
#159	glob of spoiled mayo	1
#200	glowing fungus	1
#60	glowing spore pod	1
#118	glowing syringe	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#847	goat cheese	1
#758	gob of wet hair	2
#208	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#230	gold toothbrush	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#587	gr8ps	3
#604	grapefruit	3
#829	grapes	1
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#59	gray seashell	1
#110	grease trap	1
#200	green and red bean	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#78	grogpagne	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#436	guano coffee cup	2
#277	guard turtle collar	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#186	gummi turtle	2
#84	gym membership card	1
#243	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#98	hair of the fish	1
#216	half of a gold tooth	2
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#112	half-size scalpel	1
#375	halfberd	1
#96	halibut	1
#47	hammerus	1
#1188	handful of hand chalk	2
#824	handful of sand	2
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#174	handful of tips	1
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#648	happiness	1
#55	hard spore pod	1
#66	haunted paddle-ball	2
#110	head mirror	1
#67	heart cozy	1
#53	heat-resistant gloves	1
#48	heat-resistant necktie	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#226	hedgeturtle	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#532	hellseal claw	2
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1691	helmet turtle	2
#995	herbs	1
#369	hermit permit	6
#735	hill of beans	6
#578	hippy protest button	1
#72	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
#236	honey-dew	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#354	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#104	hot coal	1
#828	hot katana blade	3
#384	hot nuggets	1
#222	hot plate	5
#332	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1159	hot wing	4
#606	huge spoon	1
#59	ice cream sandwich	1
#111	ice harvest	1
#90	ice porter	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1357	ice-cold fotie	1
#166	imitation White Russian	1
#157	imp air	3
#383	imp unity ring	2
#142	incredible pizza	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#89	industrial strength starch	1
#618	infernal insoles	2
#590	inkwell	2
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#1195	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#135	jagged scrap metal	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#82	jug of baconstone juice	1
#29	juggling ball	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#154	jungle floor wax	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#368	knob bugle	1
#59	lava-proof pants	1
#999	lavender candy heart	2
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#457	leaflet	1
#731	leather mask	2
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#396	leftovers of indeterminate origin	4
#1075	lemon	3
#670	leotarrrd	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#801	lihc eye	4
#905	lihc face	1
#897	lime	1
#1049	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	2
#42	linguini of the sea	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#1206	little paper umbrella	2
#63	loaf of soda bread	1
#33	loafers	1
#398	long pork	2
#765	long skinny balloon	3
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#1193	loose teeth	5
#104	low-budget shield	1
#48	lucky-ish pill	1
#35	lump of black ichor	2
#567	lump of diamond	1
#111	lynyrd skin	1
#26	lynyrdskin cap	1
#108	mafia filofax	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#110	magical baguette	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#604	magicalness-in-a-can	2
#677	maiden wig	1
#167	mana curds	1
#83	mangled finger	2
#836	maple syrup	1
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#339	mariachi hat	5
#537	martini	2
#36	mashed potatoes	1
#272	massive gemstone	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#70	meadeorite	1
#499	meat engine	1
#695	meat from yesterday	1
#744	meat paste	9
#885	meat stack	4
#1087	meat vortex	1
#629	megatofu	1
#17	metandienone	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#939	milky potion	1
#104	mimosette	2
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#602	miner's pants	2
#154	mini-martini	1
#117	moose antlers	1
#102	moose chocolate	3
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Wow, that's 8,282 items total!

what items are this player missing?