lazy mork

RankItemQuantity
🥈Apathargic Bandersnatch7
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#21Bulky Buddy Box130
#35Deactivated O. A. F.17
#29Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog1
#30Folder Holder1
#4Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog2
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#8Hodgman's imaginary hamster1
🥉Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#26Pantsgiving1
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#29Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts3
#12The Smith's Tome2
#69Travoltan trousers1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#39adventurer clone egg1
#35astral badger2
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#137blank diary1
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#156can of V-113
#545can of fake snow1
#119cheap toaster15
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#20consolation ribbon1
#29crazy bastard sword1
#7custom avatar form1
#30deanimated reanimator's coffin1
#30doppelshifter egg1
#2229enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#31fist turkey outline1
🥈glass of goat's milk8,137
#15goat1,690
🥉goat beard81,005
#15goat cheese19,236
#27goat cheese pizza700
#150haiku katana1
#11ice pick1
#62ice sickle1
#7ice skates1
#134imitation nice watch1
#13jewel-eyed wizard hat3
#105little box of fireworks1
#14llama lama cria4
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
🥉lucky Tam O'Shanter3
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#22miniature gravy-covered maypole1
#212natty blue ascot2
#80naughty origami kit1
#12packet of mayfly bait4
#495petrified time1
#82pilgrim shield1
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#422severed rocking horse head1
🥉silk garter snake1
#10spooky rattling cigar box5
#5sprocket100,000
#5sweet nutcracker6
#94teddy borg97
🥇time sleigh1
#29tiny plastic angry goat662
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#60tiny plastic sword2
#478tree skirt1
#24wax lips1
#476zombie pineal gland10

Wow, that's 211,800 items total!

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