| 🥈 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 7 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #21 | Bulky Buddy Box | 130 |
| #35 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 17 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #4 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #28 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #13 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #119 | cheap toaster | 15 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass of goat's milk | 8,137 |
| #14 | goat | 1,690 |
| 🥉 | goat beard | 81,005 |
| #15 | goat cheese | 19,236 |
| #27 | goat cheese pizza | 700 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #15 | llama lama cria | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 3 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #13 | packet of mayfly bait | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | silk garter snake | 1 |
| #10 | spooky rattling cigar box | 5 |
| #5 | sprocket | 100,000 |
| #5 | sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #95 | teddy borg | 97 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic angry goat | 662 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |