| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #285 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #339 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #429 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #273 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #101 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #329 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2067 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1532 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2337 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2161 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2777 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2787 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #127 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #134 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |