| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #335 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |