| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #974 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #782 | Crimbuck | 1,031 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #387 | dead guy's watch | 15 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #69 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #389 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #255 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 4 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #402 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #315 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #228 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |