| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #245 | Baja sopapilla | 3 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #116 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 3 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #2017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #114 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 18 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #128 | antique beer | 2 |
| #5057 | badass belt | 5 |
| #46 | beaver punch (cherry) | 3 |
| #46 | beaver punch (papaya) | 3 |
| #41 | beaver punch (peach) | 4 |
| #239 | beavermouth | 2 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #36 | bowl of mernudo | 106 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #194 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #87 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #42 | fishelada | 99 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #142 | glob of salty molasses | 5 |
| #153 | green and red bean | 14 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #75 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #34 | haunted gimlet | 1 |
| #134 | hot watered rum | 3 |
| #59 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #89 | intact anemone spike | 35 |
| #698 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #32 | jug of booze | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #111 | loadstone | 10 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #211 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #72 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #104 | moist Crimbo spices | 56 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #58 | moreltini | 1 |
| #39 | ojo de pez burrito | 102 |
| #608 | old sweatpants | 105 |
| #220 | oldcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | peppermint eel sauce | 11 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #90 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #75 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #262 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #90 | runny icing | 59 |
| #174 | salt plum | 1 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #149 | salty gumdrop | 2 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 44 |
| #63 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8962 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6910 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #195 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #134 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 5 |
| #146 | thick walrus blubber | 7 |
| #164 | tiny bomb | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #783 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #383 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #969 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #148 | waterlogged metal | 3 |
| #160 | waterlogged stuffing | 2 |
| #148 | yule gruel | 3 |