| #83 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #246 | Baja sopapilla | 3 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #188 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #117 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 3 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #115 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 18 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #45 | beaver punch (cherry) | 3 |
| #44 | beaver punch (papaya) | 3 |
| #39 | beaver punch (peach) | 4 |
| #237 | beavermouth | 2 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #85 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #36 | bowl of mernudo | 106 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #85 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #42 | fishelada | 99 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #140 | glob of salty molasses | 5 |
| #151 | green and red bean | 14 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #73 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #33 | haunted gimlet | 1 |
| #132 | hot watered rum | 3 |
| #60 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #90 | intact anemone spike | 35 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #31 | jug of booze | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #109 | loadstone | 10 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #105 | moist Crimbo spices | 56 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #55 | moreltini | 1 |
| #39 | ojo de pez burrito | 102 |
| #601 | old sweatpants | 105 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | peppermint eel sauce | 11 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #89 | runny icing | 59 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #150 | salty gumdrop | 2 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #107 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 44 |
| #61 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #132 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 5 |
| #145 | thick walrus blubber | 7 |
| #165 | tiny bomb | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #382 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #148 | waterlogged metal | 3 |
| #160 | waterlogged stuffing | 2 |
| #145 | yule gruel | 3 |