| #129 | Cloaca grenade | 127 |
| #182 | Cloaca-Cola | 223 |
| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #234 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #193 | Dyspepsi grenade | 71 |
| #432 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 149 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #203 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 15 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1335 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #639 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 27 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #354 | ball | 18 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #150 | duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #686 | kneecapping stick | 15 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #433 | mafia aria | 53 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #997 | pet rock | 7 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #608 | salamander spleen | 8 |
| #401 | scroll of pasta summoning | 32 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #299 | spooky bicycle chain | 8 |
| #286 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
| #792 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #753 | titanium assault umbrella | 4 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #444 | toy wheel | 21 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #243 | white Canadian | 13 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #609 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |