| #127 | Cloaca grenade | 127 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola | 223 |
| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #193 | Dyspepsi grenade | 71 |
| #431 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 149 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #204 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 15 |
| #383 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1333 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #638 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 27 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #353 | ball | 18 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #150 | duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #684 | kneecapping stick | 15 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #433 | mafia aria | 53 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #608 | salamander spleen | 8 |
| #401 | scroll of pasta summoning | 32 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #298 | spooky bicycle chain | 8 |
| #286 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
| #791 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #752 | titanium assault umbrella | 4 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #443 | toy wheel | 21 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #241 | white Canadian | 13 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |