| #53 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 27 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #527 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #437 | Go-Wassail | 40 |
| #492 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #291 | Typical Tavern swill | 15 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #181 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #416 | brine | 48 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #170 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #92 | discocktail | 79 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #611 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #588 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #600 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #582 | ghost cucumber | 78 |
| #1751 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #104 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #1614 | grue egg | 15 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #520 | herringcello | 29 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #547 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #498 | jerky coins | 38 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |