| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #136 | CSA fire-starting kit | 156 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard MPC | 15,940 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #134 | FunFunds™ | 5 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #34 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,082 |
| #15 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 2 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 23 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #82 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #27 | Wrecked Generator | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #15 | automa-bot parts | 2,084 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #709 | bottle of goofballs | 36 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #84 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #532 | coconut shell | 45 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #48 | distention pill | 9 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #934 | empty agua de vida bottle | 32 |
| #180 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 337 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #358 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #48 | fried air | 91 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #606 | little paper umbrella | 45 |
| #530 | magical ice cubes | 45 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #169 | old sweatpants | 399 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #193 | radium-flavored potato chips | 341 |
| #98 | reflection of a map | 7 |
| #118 | sack lunch | 268 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #27 | synthetic dog hair pill | 27 |
| 🥉 | toy sixgun | 23 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #387 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #175 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 337 |