| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #129 | Professor What T-Shirt | 5 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #353 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #528 | goth kid t-shirt | 6 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #1112 | pail | 5 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1554 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #298 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |