| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #132 | Professor What T-Shirt | 5 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #452 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1436 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #612 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #359 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #529 | goth kid t-shirt | 6 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1333 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1556 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #299 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |