| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #198 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 7 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1777 | Valentine | 4 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #63 | attention spanner | 3 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #815 | blood flower | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1040 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #683 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 33 |
| #1180 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #486 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1634 | fake hand | 2 |
| #235 | felt | 34 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #774 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 10 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #73 | questionable taco | 8 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #913 | tomato | 5 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #897 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #902 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1344 | vinegar | 6 |
| #630 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |