Mitochondrial Steve

RankItemQuantity
đŸ¥ˆAbuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#24Brand of Violence1
#197CSA fire-starting kit77
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#239Crimbuccaneer piece of 127
đŸ¥‡Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#13Dinsey's brain1
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#14Dinsey's pants1
#9Dinsey's pizza cutter1
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#44Elf Guard MPC6,019
đŸ¥‡Elf Guard war standard1
#79FunFundsâ„¢27
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#18Lens of Violence1
#1827Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet10
#24Marquis de Poivre soda1,799
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#218Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#67The Superconductor's CPU1
#40Thwaitgold cockroach statuette8
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
đŸ¥‡Toot Oriole care package1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#83Volcoino2
#137aerated diving helmet1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary concrete fedora1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary safety glass vest1
#31automa-bot parts1,146
#3935badass belt9
#27ballast turtle39
#334batskin belt1
#5booze drive button1
đŸ¥‡bucket of anniversary lard1
#461bunny liver10
#6candy drive button1
#1182coconut shell2
đŸ¥‡cozy scarf1
#123das boot1
#509donated booze2
#508donated candy2
#494donated food2
#171double-ice cap1
#312dry noodles419
#2321duct tape1
#153ennui-flavored potato chips413
#1639facsimile dictionary2
#845figurine of a cold seal2
#408figurine of a shadowy seal2
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#48fishy pipe1
#8food drive button1
#38fried air242
#571fuzzy busby2
#501ghost of a necklace2
#695gold wedding ring2
đŸ¥‡goo magnet1
#2480grue egg8
đŸ¥‡hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
đŸ¥‡hand-knitted diving booties1
#4481handful of confetti2
#12high-temperature mining drill3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1147magical ice cubes2
#35meatball89
#1438old sweatpants13
đŸ¥‡oxygenated eggnog helmet1
đŸ¥‡peppermint harpoon gun1
#47pirate encryption key alpha1
#45pirate encryption key bravo1
#50pirate encryption key charlie1
#49pirate encryption key delta1
#161radium-flavored potato chips426
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#476seal-blubber candle1
#420skull of the Bonerdagon1
#15smooth velvet hanky1
#12smooth velvet hat1
#16smooth velvet pants1
#16smooth velvet pocket square1
#19smooth velvet shirt1
#15smooth velvet socks1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1957spectre scepter10
#93synthetic dog hair pill3
#13ticksilver ring1
#1464toast268
đŸ¥‡train whistle1
#131turtling rod1
#1149vertebra of the Bonerdagon4
#140wintergreen-flavored potato chips427

Wow, that's 11,588 items total!

what items are this player missing?