| đŸ¥ˆ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #197 | CSA fire-starting kit | 77 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 7 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #44 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,019 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #79 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 27 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #24 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,799 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #83 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #31 | automa-bot parts | 1,146 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #27 | ballast turtle | 39 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #461 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1182 | coconut shell | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #509 | donated booze | 2 |
| #508 | donated candy | 2 |
| #494 | donated food | 2 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #312 | dry noodles | 419 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #153 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 413 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #845 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #38 | fried air | 242 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| đŸ¥‡ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #12 | high-temperature mining drill | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #35 | meatball | 89 |
| #1438 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| đŸ¥‡ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #161 | radium-flavored potato chips | 426 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1957 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #93 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| #1464 | toast | 268 |
| đŸ¥‡ | train whistle | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1149 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #140 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 427 |