| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #195 | CSA fire-starting kit | 77 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #43 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,019 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #80 | FunFunds™ | 27 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #32 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,304 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #82 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #30 | automa-bot parts | 1,146 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #27 | ballast turtle | 39 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #451 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #496 | donated booze | 2 |
| #497 | donated candy | 2 |
| #483 | donated food | 2 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #156 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 402 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #842 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #55 | fried air | 76 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #494 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #12 | high-temperature mining drill | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1437 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #164 | radium-flavored potato chips | 415 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1949 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #92 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #143 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 416 |