| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #350 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 9 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #6 | Elf Guard MPC | 13,378 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #23 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,789 |
| #7 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 2 |
| #7 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 2 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #84 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #14 | automa-bot parts | 2,095 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #258 | coconut shell | 223 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #671 | dry noodles | 35 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #969 | empty agua de vida bottle | 24 |
| #514 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 56 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #360 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #846 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #500 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #305 | little paper umbrella | 242 |
| #250 | magical ice cubes | 224 |
| #19 | magical mystery juice | 10,012 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #223 | old sweatpants | 328 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #574 | radium-flavored potato chips | 55 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #515 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 54 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |