| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #546 | Angry Farmer candy | 129 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #55 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 12 |
| #21 | BGE pocket calendar | 18 |
| #69 | BGE shotglass | 59 |
| #79 | BGE temporary tattoo | 9 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 464 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #324 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| #123 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 139 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #544 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #231 | astral mushroom | 55 |
| #442 | awful poetry journal | 222 |
| #59 | bag of Cheat-Os | 345 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #123 | bowl of cottage cheese | 251 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #58 | calle de miel | 45 |
| #419 | chaos butterfly | 429 |
| #165 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 544 |
| #139 | coconut shell | 651 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1047 | dill | 19 |
| #469 | disturbing fanfic | 247 |
| #50 | ducha de oro | 51 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #331 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 5 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #510 | furry fur | 106 |
| #112 | fuzzbump | 43 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #149 | goat cheese | 235 |
| #459 | heavy D | 106 |
| #48 | horizontal tango | 68 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #72 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 331 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #208 | little paper umbrella | 413 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #151 | magical ice cubes | 492 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #436 | metallic A | 69 |
| #225 | ocean motion | 9 |
| #377 | original G | 176 |
| #44 | perpendicular hula | 83 |
| #292 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 107 |
| #81 | pink pony | 67 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #42 | prismatic wad | 661 |
| #327 | probability potion | 163 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #190 | rave whistle | 31 |
| #277 | robotronic egg | 89 |
| #70 | rockin' wagon | 57 |
| #86 | roll in the hay | 83 |
| #455 | scroll of drastic healing | 122 |
| #683 | scrumptious reagent | 25 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #89 | slap and tickle | 67 |
| #61 | slip 'n' slide | 69 |
| #36 | snowball | 78 |
| #465 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 232 |
| #332 | spectral pickle | 42 |
| #214 | super-spiky hair gel | 488 |
| #592 | thin black candle | 151 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #402 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 30 |
| #90 | tiny house | 2,944 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #886 | vinegar | 30 |