| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #545 | Angry Farmer candy | 129 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #55 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 12 |
| #21 | BGE pocket calendar | 18 |
| #69 | BGE shotglass | 59 |
| #78 | BGE temporary tattoo | 9 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #173 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 464 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #324 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| #123 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 139 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #232 | astral mushroom | 55 |
| #443 | awful poetry journal | 222 |
| #59 | bag of Cheat-Os | 345 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #122 | bowl of cottage cheese | 251 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #57 | calle de miel | 45 |
| #419 | chaos butterfly | 429 |
| #164 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 544 |
| #139 | coconut shell | 651 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1047 | dill | 19 |
| #469 | disturbing fanfic | 247 |
| #49 | ducha de oro | 51 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #330 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 5 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #510 | furry fur | 106 |
| #111 | fuzzbump | 43 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #149 | goat cheese | 235 |
| #459 | heavy D | 106 |
| #47 | horizontal tango | 68 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #71 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 331 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #208 | little paper umbrella | 413 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #152 | magical ice cubes | 492 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #434 | metallic A | 69 |
| #224 | ocean motion | 9 |
| #376 | original G | 176 |
| #43 | perpendicular hula | 83 |
| #290 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 107 |
| #80 | pink pony | 67 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #42 | prismatic wad | 661 |
| #326 | probability potion | 163 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #190 | rave whistle | 31 |
| #277 | robotronic egg | 89 |
| #69 | rockin' wagon | 57 |
| #85 | roll in the hay | 83 |
| #457 | scroll of drastic healing | 122 |
| #685 | scrumptious reagent | 25 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #89 | slap and tickle | 67 |
| #60 | slip 'n' slide | 69 |
| #37 | snowball | 78 |
| #466 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 232 |
| #331 | spectral pickle | 42 |
| #213 | super-spiky hair gel | 488 |
| #592 | thin black candle | 151 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #403 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 30 |
| #89 | tiny house | 2,944 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #886 | vinegar | 30 |