| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #201 | Imp Ale | 1,162 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #778 | fire | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #920 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #100 | philter of phorce | 23 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #415 | razor-sharp can lid | 29 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #99 | t8r tots | 111 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #474 | yo | 20 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |