| #161 | Boris's ring | 10 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #677 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1217 | Imp Ale | 30 |
| #653 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 4 |
| #633 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4 |
| #451 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 7 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #497 | Knob Goblin pants | 14 |
| #667 | Knob Goblin visor | 3 |
| #566 | Knob mushroom | 5 |
| #56 | Knob stroganoff | 10 |
| #437 | Knoll mushroom | 20 |
| #1173 | Mad Train wine | 15 |
| #661 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #651 | Spam Witch sammich | 20 |
| #1319 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 10 |
| #659 | Trollhouse cookies | 25 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2501 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
| #396 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #342 | asshat | 4 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #405 | balaclava baklava | 5 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #99 | barskin hat | 7 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #654 | bloody beer | 6 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #282 | calle de miel | 5 |
| #347 | chorizo taco | 10 |
| #301 | cog | 100 |
| #484 | cranberries | 40 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #700 | dirty hobo gloves | 10 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #247 | ducha de oro | 6 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #298 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 6 |
| #526 | f3d0r4 | 8 |
| #170 | flat dough | 30 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #403 | goat cheese pizza | 15 |
| #443 | grapefruit | 10 |
| #334 | grapes | 20 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #457 | hellion cube | 10 |
| #393 | herbs | 45 |
| #461 | hill of beans | 30 |
| #267 | horizontal tango | 4 |
| #545 | hot wing | 75 |
| #1108 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #760 | ice-cold fotie | 12 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #325 | jumbo olive | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #344 | leather chaps | 7 |
| #385 | leather mask | 10 |
| #785 | lemon | 15 |
| #546 | lihc eye | 15 |
| #413 | lihc face | 10 |
| #44 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 4 |
| #112 | lumbering jack | 4 |
| #297 | margarita | 5 |
| #660 | mariachi pants | 15 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #684 | metallic A | 20 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #101 | ocean motion | 30 |
| #355 | olive | 25 |
| #476 | orange | 20 |
| #687 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #240 | papaya | 100 |
| #188 | perpendicular hula | 10 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #345 | pink pony | 5 |
| #509 | pointy mushroom | 3 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #480 | rat appendix | 10 |
| #707 | ravioli hat | 20 |
| #337 | rum and cola | 5 |
| #306 | salty dog | 40 |
| #258 | sangria | 2 |
| #694 | scroll of drastic healing | 50 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #303 | skewer | 25 |
| #249 | slap and tickle | 10 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #326 | snowboarder pants | 10 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #823 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 50 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1029 | spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #320 | spring | 75 |
| #201 | sprocket | 140 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #609 | strawberry | 10 |
| #174 | strawberry daiquiri | 25 |
| #191 | strawberry wine | 10 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #310 | supportive bra | 5 |
| #393 | swashbuckling pants | 10 |
| #428 | t8r tots | 10 |
| #501 | taco shell | 10 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #248 | tequila sunrise | 5 |
| #279 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #887 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #533 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 30 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #467 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 35 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #666 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #687 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 25 |
| #889 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
| #676 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #448 | tiny plastic star starfish | 35 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #404 | titanium assault umbrella | 20 |
| #2143 | toast | 75 |
| #626 | tomato | 25 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #435 | viking helmet | 19 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #284 | vodka martini | 4 |
| #456 | wad of dough | 75 |
| #304 | wad of tofu | 15 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #547 | white chocolate chip cookies | 3 |
| #259 | wine spritzer | 3 |
| #849 | yeti fur | 50 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |