| #161 | Boris's ring | 10 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1220 | Imp Ale | 30 |
| #654 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 4 |
| #633 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4 |
| #453 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 7 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #499 | Knob Goblin pants | 14 |
| #672 | Knob Goblin visor | 3 |
| #566 | Knob mushroom | 5 |
| #56 | Knob stroganoff | 10 |
| #436 | Knoll mushroom | 20 |
| #1175 | Mad Train wine | 15 |
| #660 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #651 | Spam Witch sammich | 20 |
| #1319 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 10 |
| #659 | Trollhouse cookies | 25 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2500 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
| #398 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #344 | asshat | 4 |
| #5057 | badass belt | 5 |
| #407 | balaclava baklava | 5 |
| #821 | ball | 7 |
| #99 | barskin hat | 7 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #659 | bloody beer | 6 |
| #816 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #282 | calle de miel | 5 |
| #350 | chorizo taco | 10 |
| #301 | cog | 100 |
| #485 | cranberries | 40 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #700 | dirty hobo gloves | 10 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #247 | ducha de oro | 6 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #299 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 6 |
| #527 | f3d0r4 | 8 |
| #171 | flat dough | 30 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1631 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #404 | goat cheese pizza | 15 |
| #443 | grapefruit | 10 |
| #334 | grapes | 20 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #457 | hellion cube | 10 |
| #393 | herbs | 45 |
| #460 | hill of beans | 30 |
| #267 | horizontal tango | 4 |
| #545 | hot wing | 75 |
| #1107 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #762 | ice-cold fotie | 12 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #325 | jumbo olive | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #346 | leather chaps | 7 |
| #386 | leather mask | 10 |
| #784 | lemon | 15 |
| #546 | lihc eye | 15 |
| #413 | lihc face | 10 |
| #44 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 4 |
| #114 | lumbering jack | 4 |
| #299 | margarita | 5 |
| #661 | mariachi pants | 15 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #536 | martini | 2 |
| #686 | metallic A | 20 |
| #503 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #101 | ocean motion | 30 |
| #357 | olive | 25 |
| #478 | orange | 20 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #241 | papaya | 100 |
| #190 | perpendicular hula | 10 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #346 | pink pony | 5 |
| #509 | pointy mushroom | 3 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #480 | rat appendix | 10 |
| #710 | ravioli hat | 20 |
| #342 | rum and cola | 5 |
| #307 | salty dog | 40 |
| #259 | sangria | 2 |
| #692 | scroll of drastic healing | 50 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #594 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #303 | skewer | 25 |
| #249 | slap and tickle | 10 |
| #428 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #327 | snowboarder pants | 10 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #823 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 50 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1027 | spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #321 | spring | 75 |
| #202 | sprocket | 140 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #610 | strawberry | 10 |
| #174 | strawberry daiquiri | 25 |
| #191 | strawberry wine | 10 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #310 | supportive bra | 5 |
| #394 | swashbuckling pants | 10 |
| #430 | t8r tots | 10 |
| #501 | taco shell | 10 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #249 | tequila sunrise | 5 |
| #280 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1854 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #889 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 30 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #468 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 35 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #668 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #689 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 25 |
| #891 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
| #677 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #449 | tiny plastic star starfish | 35 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #405 | titanium assault umbrella | 20 |
| #2144 | toast | 75 |
| #626 | tomato | 25 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #436 | viking helmet | 19 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #345 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #288 | vodka martini | 4 |
| #457 | wad of dough | 75 |
| #303 | wad of tofu | 15 |
| #514 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #548 | white chocolate chip cookies | 3 |
| #260 | wine spritzer | 3 |
| #851 | yeti fur | 50 |
| #822 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #475 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |