| #73 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 5 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Accordion of Jordion | 7 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 43 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 292 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 979 |
| #68 | Elf Army machine parts | 31 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,615 |
| #51 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 10 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #34 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 27 |
| #30 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 16 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #137 | My First Art of War | 2 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #185 | PEEZ dispenser | 37 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #48 | accord ion | 8 |
| #19 | accordion file | 12 |
| #34 | accordionoid rocca | 8 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | autocalliope | 315 |
| #27 | baritone accordion | 15 |
| #14 | beer-battered accordion | 43 |
| #45 | black gold | 28 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #456 | blue striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #52 | bone bandoneon | 6 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #84 | chocolate stolen accordion | 11 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #579 | diamond-studded cane | 6 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #11 | donated booze | 1,464 |
| #62 | donated candy | 384 |
| #60 | donated food | 455 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #281 | fat stacks of cash | 40 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #18 | ghost accordion | 13 |
| #34 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #44 | gleaming oyster egg | 13 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | gold crown | 5 |
| #15 | guancertina | 13 |
| #76 | half of a gold tooth | 66 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #366 | hill of beans | 54 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #56 | lint | 171 |
| #258 | lunar isotope | 21 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | mama's squeezebox | 52 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #729 | meat stack | 10 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #23 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 16 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #11 | pearlescent oyster egg | 63 |
| #18 | pentatonic accordion | 14 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #133 | pile of gold coins | 20 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #80 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 26 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #101 | shiny tribal beads | 30 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #95 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 65 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #922 | stolen accordion | 18 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #74 | waterlogged cloth | 17 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #89 | waterlogged metal | 12 |
| #84 | waterlogged stuffing | 14 |
| #37 | waterlogged wood | 13 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |