| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #217 | Chroner | 275 |
| #189 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 15 |
| #17 | Crimbo dinner | 61 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 90 |
| #11 | Crimbosmopolitan | 147 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #5 | New Age healing crystal | 54,440 |
| #74 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 140 |
| #8 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 16 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Lot's engagement ring | 518 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #386 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 149 |
| #72 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #20 | Trainbot luggage hook | 5 |
| #19 | Trainbot slag | 376 |
| #48 | Typical Tavern swill | 400 |
| 🥈 | Yorick | 94 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #5 | brown paper bag mask | 3,464 |
| #10 | brown paper pants | 1,843 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | carton of snake milk | 20,310 |
| #12 | cinnamon machine oil | 1,346 |
| 🥈 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 449 |
| 🥈 | crystal Crimbo platter | 354 |
| #15 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 12 |
| #17 | distilled fortified wine | 223 |
| #204 | donated booze | 48 |
| #425 | donated candy | 7 |
| #408 | donated food | 8 |
| #78 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #6 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 3,493 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #43 | ert grey goo ring | 25 |
| 🥉 | glob of cream cheese | 14,967 |
| #551 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| 🥉 | green marshmallow | 600 |
| 🥇 | green pill | 42 |
| #5340 | grue egg | 1 |
| #20 | half of a gold tooth | 1,007 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #24 | handful of hand chalk | 5,038 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #10 | honey-drenched ham slice | 639 |
| #92 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #8 | industrially-crushed ice | 545 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #6 | jaunty feather | 1,783 |
| #17 | large box | 2,006 |
| #98 | loose teeth | 1,102 |
| 🥇 | lost elf luggage | 5,654 |
| #6 | low-budget shield | 592 |
| #5 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1,849 |
| #6 | mouse skull | 651 |
| 🥇 | oversized skullcap | 24,218 |
| #28 | pet anchor | 9 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #332 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #4 | pigeon egg | 5,907 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #6 | premium malt liquor | 8,781 |
| #81 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #6 | really thick spine | 1,034 |
| #7 | remaindered axe | 609 |
| #4 | sewer snake | 2,741 |
| #91 | skeleton bone | 1,044 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #6 | small box | 3,006 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #28 | stink-penny | 804 |
| #465 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 87 |
| #142 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #7 | three-legged pants | 577 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #927 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥉 | unflavored wine cooler | 5,638 |