| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #375 | Mad Train wine | 264 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #7 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #25 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #234 | black snowcone | 16 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #257 | bum cheek | 81 |
| #93 | bunch of bananas | 60 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1564 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #572 | dead guy's watch | 8 |
| #267 | dirty hobo gloves | 99 |
| #525 | disease | 13 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1350 | fire | 2 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2191 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #104 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #553 | gob of wet hair | 12 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #795 | herb brownies | 8 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #88 | jar of swamp gas | 1,001 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #404 | lemon | 101 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #89 | lime | 221 |
| #362 | long skinny balloon | 20 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #288 | moxie weed | 78 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #944 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic sword | 4 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |