| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #373 | Mad Train wine | 264 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #7 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #26 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #234 | black snowcone | 16 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #256 | bum cheek | 81 |
| #93 | bunch of bananas | 60 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #570 | dead guy's watch | 8 |
| #265 | dirty hobo gloves | 99 |
| #523 | disease | 13 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #103 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #553 | gob of wet hair | 12 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #793 | herb brownies | 8 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #88 | jar of swamp gas | 1,001 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #402 | lemon | 101 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #88 | lime | 221 |
| #362 | long skinny balloon | 20 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #287 | moxie weed | 78 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic sword | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |