| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #171 | Imp Ale | 1,337 |
| #244 | Mad Train wine | 433 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #223 | box of sunshine | 1,888 |
| #710 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #180 | cherry | 36 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #217 | magic lamp | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #78 | musk turtle | 8 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #596 | penguin skin | 50 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #22 | red balloon | 46 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #137 | spray paint | 53 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #71 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 318 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic hermit | 13 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #230 | white balloon | 53 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | wooden stakes | 69,147 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |