| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #174 | Imp Ale | 1,337 |
| #246 | Mad Train wine | 433 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1173 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #223 | box of sunshine | 1,888 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #182 | cherry | 36 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #219 | magic lamp | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #79 | musk turtle | 8 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #597 | penguin skin | 50 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #869 | porquoise | 8 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #22 | red balloon | 46 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #139 | spray paint | 53 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #72 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 318 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #648 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2254 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic hermit | 13 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #230 | white balloon | 53 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | wooden stakes | 69,147 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |