| #1062 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #26 | M-242 | 1,000 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #520 | astral mushroom | 14 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1105 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #431 | black snowcone | 7 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #933 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #1042 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1163 | defective skull | 6 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #628 | disco ball | 40 |
| #570 | disco mask | 43 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #847 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #1639 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1309 | fake hand | 7 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1801 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #844 | jazz soap | 28 |
| #899 | joybuzzer | 26 |
| #999 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #815 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 31 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #900 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 18 |
| #715 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #781 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #25 | snake | 1,000 |
| #23 | sparkler | 1,000 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #400 | toy wheel | 23 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #856 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #834 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #234 | wooden block | 13 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #927 | yellow snowcone | 30 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |