Spiderwoman

RankItemQuantity
#1061Amulet of Yendor8
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#454Disco Banjo1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1688Feynman gate1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#34Great Ball of Frozen Fire2
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#26M-2421,000
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#519astral mushroom14
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#132bad penguin egg1
#1104bag of airline peanuts16
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#430black snowcone7
#1654blood flower1
🥈blue ribbon1
#943bone chips1
#95bottled green pixie1
#7455box of sunshine1
#2374brick2
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1439candied yams5
#2397candy stake3
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#932clown hammer22
#1044coconut shell4
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#20consolation ribbon1
#1162defective skull6
#851diamond-studded cane2
#629disco ball40
#572disco mask43
#390disintegrating sheet music3
#871empty blowgun1
#960evil googly eye3
#846explosion-flavored chewing gum26
#1638fake fake vomit4
#1308fake hand7
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1390felt5
#303fez of etymology1
#1798filthy lucre3
#1764fire1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#905flaregun1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1745gingerbread horror4
#1244googly eye8
#1005green glowstick1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#506high-resistance ultrapolymer plating5
#1775ion grid1
#843jazz soap28
#898joybuzzer26
#1001little paper umbrella6
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#1726logic synthesizer1
#814magical ice cube with a fly in it31
#1147magical ice cubes2
#899pet rock "Groucho" disguise18
#714pet rock "Snooty" disguise39
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#2213porquoise1
#1277portable corkscrew2
#1150prehistoric spear2
#1007[2108]rock3
#780rubber emo roe36
#771shingle1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#25snake1,000
#23sparkler1,000
#1365spooky felt4
#1449spooky length of string4
#1025spooky stuffing4
#990spooky toy wheel4
#1181spooky wooden block4
#797stainless steel scarf4
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#381stainless steel slacks9
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1551stringy sinew3
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#2120stuffing2
#2033teddy bear1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#1791toothsome rock3
#400toy wheel23
#3145tree-eating kite1
#668vampire collar1
#586white collar1
#855whoopie cushion32
#833wind-up chattering teeth33
#233wooden block13
#1110x-ray specs6
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#925yellow snowcone30
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 3,721 items total!

what items are this player missing?