BobbyHasDied

RankItemQuantity
#14272-ball1
#22037x37x37 puzzle cube1
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#19748-ball2
#257Alice's Army Nurse1
#245Baja sopapilla3
#214Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm3
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#164Claybender glasses1
#168Cloaca Cola Polar1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#1415Cloaca-Cola2
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#328D roll2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#308Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm3
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#55Fauna Libre1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#679Gnollish toolbox1
#50Green Muslin1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1868Imp Ale1
#107Jefferson wings1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#98Junk-Bond1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#1097Knob Goblin firecracker2
#1091Knob Goblin love potion1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#624Knob Goblin perfume2
#963Knob Goblin tongs2
#647Knob mushroom3
#238Knob nuts1
#342Knob pasty1
#62Kokomo Resort Pass1
#1500Mad Train wine4
#1109Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#115Mer-kin breastplate1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#83Mer-kin lipstick1
#46Mer-kin lunchbox1
#162Mer-kin thingpouch1
#452Mountain Stream soda30
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#374NG1
#100New Age healing crystal1
#526Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#232O'RLY manual1
#359PEEZ dispenser1
#887Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#940Ram's Face Lager1
#66Shrubble Bubble1
#81Source essence2
#56Spechunky bar1
#79Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)1
#204Swizzler30
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#1816Tasty Fun Good rice candy2
#1306Trollhouse cookies1
#757Typical Tavern swill1
#63VYKEA hex key1
#430White Citadel fries1
#503accidental cider1
#131accord ion1
#234actual reality goggles1
#657ancient Magi-Wipes1
#72ancient pills1
#671ancient protein powder1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#1079asparagus knife1
#2450baconstone1
#829bag of Cheat-Os2
#336bag of W&Ws1
#116bag of gross foreign snacks1
#1216baggie of powdered sugar1
#311balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#208banana spritzer1
#1058bar skin2
#940bat guano1
#1074batgut2
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#787beertini1
#241bellhop bell1
#314bird rib2
#632black pudding1
#120bloodied surgical dungarees1
#621bloody mary1
#133bone abacus2
#697bottle of alcohol1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1331bottle of gin1
#1440bottle of rum2
#1368bottle of tequila1
#1261bottle of vodka1
#183bowl of Jeal-O1
#1034bowl of cottage cheese2
#68bowl of mummy guts1
#5528box of sunshine5
#230box turtle1
#1335boxed wine1
#227brass gear1
#36breadwand1
#235brigand brittle1
#245buñuelos Jaliscos3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#903bugbear beanie2
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#157bull blubber1
#289buoybottoms2
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#593can of maces1
#48candy knife8
#683cardboard wakizashi1
#262carton of rotten eggs1
#89cheezburger1
#507chintzy saucepan earring1
#776chrome ore3
#797clown shoes1
#111clownskin buckler1
#185clutch of dodecapede eggs1
#358cold nuggets1
#120cotton candy skoshe1
#106crêepy mask2
#159crazy hobo notebook1
#950crazy little Turkish delight1
#200creepy ginger ale1
#38cuppa Yet tea1
#34daily dungeon malware1
#582decaying goldfish liver1
#64denim jacket1
#436dented harmonica1
#153detective skull1
#481dire fudgesicle1
#913dirty hobo gloves3
#1649disco ball2
#1532disco mask2
#292disembodied smile1
#1852disturbing fanfic1
#782dried face1
#124drone self-destruct chip1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#282dusty left eighth rib1
#310dusty left ninth rib1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#388eldritch effluvium1
#82eldritch oil1
#61electronics kit2
#132embezzler's oil1
#468empty meat tank4
#542enchanted barbell1
#299enchanted bean8
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#461energy drink IV2
#190exotic jungle fruit1
#1085eyepatch1
#506filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#527filthy poultice1
#163fire of unknown origin1
#77fizzing spore pod1
#498flamin' bindle1
#236flan del mar3
#827flaregun2
#163flavorless gruel1
#216flimsy clipboard2
#497foam noodle1
#66forbidden danish1
#348fricasseed brains2
#825frilly skirt1
#540furniture dolly1
#982ghuol ears1
#995ghuol guolash1
#205giant gym membership card1
#240giant marshmallow1
#213giant penguin keychain1
#2535giant pinky ring1
#113ginger snaps2
#165giraffe-necked turtle1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#84glob of enchanted icing2
#158glob of spoiled mayo1
#198glowing fungus1
#1108glowing red eye1
#747gnatwing1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#769gnoll lips1
#463gr8ps6
#773grapefruit1
#59gray seashell1
#92green rocket17
#875grouchy restless spirit2
#533guano coffee cup1
#241gummi snake1
#655hair spray1
#249half of a gold tooth1
#260half-baked potion1
#54handful of bees1
#1125handful of hand chalk3
#824handful of sand2
#647happiness1
#128haunted battery2
#1193heavy D1
#164helmet recipe2
#1690helmet turtle2
#892hemp string1
#373henna tattoo1
#966hill of beans1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#998hot katana blade1
#285hot plate2
#1286hot wing1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1495ice-cold Willer2
#1216ice-cold fotie2
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#739infernal insoles1
#577inflatable duck1
#668inkwell1
#268jabañero pepper1
#135jagged scrap metal1
#215janglin' bones1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#120jaunty feather1
#56kelp1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#744leathery bat skin1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#1141lemon2
#104lemon popsicle1
#669leotarrrd1
#1208lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#1452loose teeth1
#103low-budget shield1
#116lynyrd snare1
#385magic lamp1
#395magic whistle1
#1219magical ice cubes1
#645magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#683magicalness-in-a-can1
#491magilaser blastercannon1
#195magnetic sculpture kit1
#676maiden wig1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#735maple syrup2
#480margarita1
#707mariachi G-string1
#1322marzipan skull1
#856meat paste3
#210meatsmithing guide1
#670mesh cap1
#1203metallic A1
#201moist Crimbo spices2
#142molten scrap metal1
#135moose thought1
#963moxie weed1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#492natural fennel soda1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#125nurse's hat1
#133old bronzer1
#131old eyebrow pencil1
#796olive1
#116one glove1
#848orange2
#1072orange candy heart2
#231orcish hand lotion1
#232orcish nailing lube1
#92oversized skullcap2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#83perfect old-fashioned1
#610perforated battle paddle1
#472perpendicular hula1
#841phat turquoise bead1
#288philosopher's scone1
#1170phonics down1
#171pigeon egg1
#120plain bagel1
#269pocket theremin1
#206pool torpedo1
#319popsicle stick1
#987pr0n legs1
#142premium malt liquor2
#445pretty flower239
#75psychokinetic energy blob1
#105pulled orange taffy1
#140rat scrapple1
#488rave whistle1
#1505ravioli hat1
#875razor-sharp can lid2
#740red pixel2
#140red rum1
#112remaindered axe1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#100ring of teleportation1
#64ring of telling skeletons what to do1
#280rose1
#854royal jelly1
#3649rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#4rubber baby doll1
#1004ruby W1
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#347rusty bonesaw1
#336sangria1
#1464saucepan3
#421scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker1
#446scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#186screwing pooch1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1113scrumptious reagent1
#135sea avocado1
#1670seal-clubbing club1
#1056seal-skull helmet1
#104sewer snake1
#772shingle1
#361shiny stones1
#109shock belt1
#72shoe ad T-shirt1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#77silent F1
#64silent U1
#113silver cheese-slicer1
#97sinewy crossbow string1
#684six pack of Mountain Stream1
#1320skeleton bone2
#788skewer1
#416skull of the Bonerdagon1
#861smart skull3
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#802snowboarder pants1
#89soap knife13
#1335soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#711sonar-in-a-biscuit2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1063spices1
#1160spider web1
#822spiked femur1
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#365spooky powder1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#1219spooky stick1
#1064spring1
#1001star1
#446stench wad1
#425stolen office supplies1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#319strawberry pie1
#95strawberry popsicle1
#538strongness elixir4
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#251stylish swimsuit1
#110succulent marrow1
#72sugar sphere1
#1118sunken chest2
#113surgical mask1
#963swashbuckling pants1
#51tainted milk1
#351tambourine1
#104tangle of copper wire1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#500teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#361tenderizing hammer3
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#348tequila with training wheels1
#155the funk1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#84three-legged pants3
#180tiny bomb2
#1000tiny bottle of absinthe1
#144tiny dancer1
#1636tiny house2
#382tiny knife and fork1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#794tires2
#3083toast2
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#1136tomato1
#141tonic djinn2
#111torquoise1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1626turtle totem2
#133turtle-shaped rock1
#101turtlemail breeches1
#458twinkly powder2
#1078twinkly wad1
#83two meat muck1
#98ultrafondue1
#140unflavored wine cooler2
#1543unusual disco ball1
#106used beer1
#1908useless powder1
#890viking helmet2
#60violent pastilles1
#65vitamin G pill1
#970wad of dough4
#586wang1
#474water wings1
#160waterlogged cloth2
#261whalebone corset1
#974white pixel2
#935white snake skin2
#122white snakeskin duster1
#512wicker shield1
#173wind-up Whatsian robot1
#166wind-up vampire teeth1
#191wooden figurine1
#1454x-ray specs1
#1736yeti fur1

Wow, that's 887 items total!

what items are this player missing?