| #1060 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #357 | Jarlsberg's earring | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #416 | beer lens | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #710 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #1294 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1254 | defective skull | 4 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1391 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #886 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #420 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #707 | green beer | 15 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #554 | lead necklace | 12 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1381 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1427 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1507 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #367 | wooden block | 9 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1532 | yellow snowcone | 7 |