| #1062 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #357 | Jarlsberg's earring | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #721 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1456 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #416 | beer lens | 4 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #644 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1432 | candy cane | 22 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #1293 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1252 | defective skull | 4 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1389 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #886 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #421 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #706 | green beer | 15 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #959 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1631 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #556 | lead necklace | 12 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1403 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1262 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #632 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1505 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #369 | wooden block | 9 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1530 | yellow snowcone | 7 |