| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #25 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #52 | ancient calendar fragment | 5 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #52 | beaver punch (peach) | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #68 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| 🥈 | goblin collarbone | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #77 | lewd playing card | 26 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #56 | moosemeat pie | 3 |
| 🥉 | nicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #4 | sicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #7 | thicksilver spurs | 1 |
| 🥉 | ticksilver spurs | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #4 | wicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |