| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #401 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #809 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #193 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #183 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #891 | pretty flower | 34 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #163 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2928 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #1532 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2753 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #127 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #134 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #267 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #169 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #155 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #168 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |