| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #397 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Source essence | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #181 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #883 | pretty flower | 34 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |