| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #4 | fiberglass fibers | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #5 | marble molecules | 1 |
| #98 | pie man was not meant to eat | 34 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2662 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2687 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥈 | terra cotta tidbits | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |