| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1577 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1017 | Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1434 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #456 | blue striped oyster egg | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #885 | box | 3 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1642 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1124 | green beer | 7 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #351 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #1216 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #654 | little paper umbrella | 35 |
| #181 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #149 | oyster basket | 50 |
| #462 | pasta spoon | 49 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #303 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #434 | soda water | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #262 | tofu casserole | 5 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |