| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1017 | Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1434 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #456 | blue striped oyster egg | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #890 | box | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1123 | green beer | 7 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #649 | little paper umbrella | 35 |
| #179 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #149 | oyster basket | 50 |
| #460 | pasta spoon | 49 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #296 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #431 | soda water | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #261 | tofu casserole | 5 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |