| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #79 | DUFRESNE Suds | 111 |
| #33 | Dust bunny | 300 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #888 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #262 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 75 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #127 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #305 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 15 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #99 | ballast turtle | 7 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | blue shell | 7 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #476 | bottle of goofballs | 54 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #48 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
| #69 | cheer extractor | 11 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #259 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #141 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #32 | cigar box turtle | 62 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #270 | crystalline cheer | 296 |
| #100 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #88 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #11 | dueling banjo | 15 |
| #92 | dueling turtle | 2 |
| #146 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #190 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #39 | frozen turtle shell | 8 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #90 | furry green turtle | 4 |
| #58 | giraffe-necked turtle | 26 |
| #286 | good brain | 11 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #104 | green rocket | 11 |
| #112 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #98 | gummi turtle | 16 |
| #63 | hedgeturtle | 61 |
| #699 | helmet turtle | 42 |
| #103 | hunk of granite | 30 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #111 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #6 | ingot turtle | 27 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #53 | irradiated turtle | 36 |
| #104 | knobby helmet turtle | 5 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #31 | limepatch | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #64 | mocking turtle | 20 |
| #117 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #199 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #39 | musk turtle | 24 |
| #225 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #4 | oil shell | 108 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #8 | painted shield | 17 |
| #78 | painted turtle | 6 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #242 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #6 | pillow shell | 54 |
| #177 | powdered powdered sugar | 3 |
| #29 | programmable turtle | 81 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #38 | reinforced furry underpants | 2 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #20 | samurai turtle helmet | 2 |
| #34 | sebaceous shield | 2 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #9 | shellacked shell | 47 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #5 | shocked shell | 107 |
| #102 | shovelful of dirt | 30 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #114 | sleeping wereturtle | 8 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #101 | snow berries | 1 |
| #84 | soup turtle | 2 |
| #37 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #668 | spectre scepter | 50 |
| #6 | spiky turtle helmet | 28 |
| 🥉 | spiky turtle shield | 28 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #132 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #239 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #105 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #107 | temperance whiskey | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #61 | tortoboggan | 4 |
| #9 | tortoboggan shield | 6 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #674 | turtle totem | 41 |
| #83 | turtle wax | 13 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #54 | turtle wax shield | 2 |
| #98 | turtle-shaped rock | 4 |
| #63 | turtlemail bits | 116 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #106 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #56 | unsmoothed velvet | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #5 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 68 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |