| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #77 | DUFRESNE Suds | 111 |
| #33 | Dust bunny | 300 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #259 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 75 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #128 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #284 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 15 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #97 | ballast turtle | 7 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #50 | blue shell | 7 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #473 | bottle of goofballs | 54 |
| #48 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #45 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
| #69 | cheer extractor | 11 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #140 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #31 | cigar box turtle | 62 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #257 | crystalline cheer | 296 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #10 | dueling banjo | 15 |
| #92 | dueling turtle | 2 |
| #144 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #187 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #37 | frozen turtle shell | 8 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #89 | furry green turtle | 4 |
| #57 | giraffe-necked turtle | 26 |
| #282 | good brain | 11 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #103 | green rocket | 11 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #100 | gummi turtle | 16 |
| #63 | hedgeturtle | 61 |
| #695 | helmet turtle | 42 |
| #104 | hunk of granite | 30 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #109 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #6 | ingot turtle | 27 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #53 | irradiated turtle | 36 |
| #103 | knobby helmet turtle | 5 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #30 | limepatch | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #64 | mocking turtle | 20 |
| #115 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #40 | musk turtle | 24 |
| #224 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | oil shell | 108 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #7 | painted shield | 17 |
| #74 | painted turtle | 6 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #6 | pillow shell | 54 |
| #177 | powdered powdered sugar | 3 |
| #28 | programmable turtle | 81 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #38 | reinforced furry underpants | 2 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #20 | samurai turtle helmet | 2 |
| #34 | sebaceous shield | 2 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #8 | shellacked shell | 47 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #5 | shocked shell | 107 |
| #102 | shovelful of dirt | 30 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #111 | sleeping wereturtle | 8 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #101 | snow berries | 1 |
| #83 | soup turtle | 2 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #662 | spectre scepter | 50 |
| #6 | spiky turtle helmet | 28 |
| 🥉 | spiky turtle shield | 28 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #106 | temperance whiskey | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #62 | tortoboggan | 4 |
| #9 | tortoboggan shield | 6 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #671 | turtle totem | 41 |
| #81 | turtle wax | 13 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #52 | turtle wax shield | 2 |
| #96 | turtle-shaped rock | 4 |
| #63 | turtlemail bits | 116 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #55 | unsmoothed velvet | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #5 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 68 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |