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| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #180 | a butt tuba | 6 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #342 | asshat | 4 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #872 | bum cheek | 3 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #118 | cigar box turtle | 4 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #83 | giraffe-necked turtle | 11 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #149 | green rocket | 3 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #121 | hedgeturtle | 12 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #121 | irradiated turtle | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #104 | mocking turtle | 6 |
| #129 | musk turtle | 2 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #699 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #97 | programmable turtle | 6 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #125 | turtle wax | 5 |
| #87 | turtle-shaped rock | 5 |
| #114 | turtlemail bits | 28 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |